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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:43pm

    i. just. DIED! hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:15am

    this is literally the most amazing text from last night ever. EVER. dude eric....if you ever read this. please call me. I LOVE YOUUU.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:04am

    I honestly just had to put my hand in my mouth in order not to break out into complete laughter at 11 in tmy quiet house. Live this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:20am

    Best text ever .... I really hope this is not fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:50pm

    Please tell were u got theese

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:09am

    shrooms are the shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:24pm

    HA HA HA HA!!! Spectacular!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:24pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE BEST ONE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:06pm

    this is the best one yet- hands DOWN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:16pm

    reppin the 914, good shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:20pm

    die laughing every time i read this. LOVE IT. BEST ONE ON HERE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:23pm

    knowing/living in westchester; this is not fake..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:40pm

    I'm Eric. Does anyone know how to undo a mind meld with a computer...and for the record, a penis does not fit in the USB port, no matter what kind of tools you use.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:14pm

    i'll have what he's having.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:09pm

    best by far i wouldnt doubt that happened whoever called that fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:01am

    the people who think this is fake have obviously not eaten mushrooms..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:23pm

    The last sentence would've went entirely without saying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:36am

    yes, westchester. yes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:28pm

    LMAO!!! hahaha oh god... hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:35pm

    this, my friends is WHY shrooms are wonderful!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:35pm

    Some of these have got to be fake...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:58pm

    is that wobbling purple pokemon named migleydore? if he is stay away!@!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:45am

    omg, this is the only one that made me literally lol!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:49pm

    It took me a good 5 minutes to regain speech after reading that one. Pretty sure I haven't cried that hard at something in a while.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:15pm

    Sounds like bronxville/scarsdale all over again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:15am

    love this one...laughed until i almost peed then had to show everyone i know. if it's fake then the person has a fantastic imagination. it it's real i want to meet the bushed that whisper sweet nothings.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:39pm

    priceless... some of us have totally been there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 12:59am

    Holy shit that is so friggin' funny!! HAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:35pm

    Eric had a VERY good night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:30pm

    This is absolutely the best text I've read here so far!!! >applause<

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:17pm

    love this, know the feeling

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:22am

    oh, oh dear. This is excellent. lmao.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:27am

    hahaha the tripping ones are always the best

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:06am

    OMFG!! I have tears streaming down my face I am laughing so hard!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:29pm

    Single best thing I think I've ever heard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:07pm

    laughing very loudly in my uni library...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:23am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:27pm

    Absolutely the best text I've read here so far!!!!! >applause<

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:37am

    Great, now I have to go on an epic quest to find some fungus or some L. Oh well. It's about that time again anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:21am

    Ive been reading these for two hours and have never laughed so hard. THIS ONE is the best I've read. Amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 4:32pm

    haha omfg the people who keep saying fake soooo have not done/seen somebody do shrooms. this is totally possible! lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:46pm

    @9:40: are you real?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:39pm

    He's talking about Wobbuffet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:10pm

    BEST ONE IVE READ YET!!! touche my friend...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:11pm

    That is so f-ing funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:37pm

    Wooow! WhereTF can I get some of that shit?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:19pm

    Well, now I need new underwear. Thanks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:47pm

    Haha@anon...i was thinking the same thing. it sounds like someone was at butler woods

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:03pm

    i think this one should go under "best night of all time"