I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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