I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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