Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We talked him into tasing himself.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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