distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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