apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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