That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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