But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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why im i the only drunk person in the library?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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