you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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