is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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