turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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