I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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