Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Come see our sink grown plant.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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