it hurts more in the daytime
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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