We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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