She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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