that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
there is puke in my bra ... again
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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