I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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