He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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