When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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