You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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