oh god the rape fog is back!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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