First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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