Your tits are I can't wait for
operation harelip BJ is a go
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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