I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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