K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
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The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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