sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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