Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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