you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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