I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize