Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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