Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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