if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize