He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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