peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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