Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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