I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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