Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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