What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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