Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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