She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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