just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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