It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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