Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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