we have officially lost it.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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