I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
And then my night got REAL pukey
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I came so hard my ears popped.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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