Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Michael Bay diarrhea
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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