I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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