speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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