I bet he comes in French.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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